I am a Narcissist with absolutely NO web design skills but I wanted a website dammit! So this is pretty much a digital shrine to all things ME, DJ, Darren, PawPaw, Major and on and on. So as I swing through my days and nights, I will use the hell outta this page to take you with me while I dance my dance, sing my song, eat great food, eat bad food, LOVE, drink like a drunk fresh outta rehab, play video games while I drink like the aforementioned drunk and continue my search for that magic pill that will enlarge my penis, grow my hair and make me poop golden eggs.
I heard a song the other day that says it all…"It's a beautiful day. It's gon' be a beautiful night. Break out the champagne. Everybody get a glass. Let's start it off sexy. Whatta ya say?"
So this is as good as it gets until I can find some kind soul who can help me organize my crazy thoughts into a lush and sexy website that is befitting the Love Monkey.
Now where the hell did I put my cocktail?